August 11, 2009   2 notes

Dear Johnny Depp,

I AM 16 YEARS OLD. IN MASSACHUSETTS 16 YEARS OF AGE IS THE AGE OF CONSENT.

YOU MAY COME OVER AND FUCK ME NOW.

DON’T TELL ANYONE THOUGH.

CAN I CALL YOU SWEENEY OR ICHABOD IN BED?

Love,

Nicole

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